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The Fortuitous Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Oakes
…and other pertinent musings.

It’s almost looking like a 378′ (pronounced “three-seventy-eight”) again….


We cats, r Stonrs… r mom and dad left us and we rebelled, sending us down a terrible road of substance abuse.

MOM: I just want to tell you happy mothers day… even though you now noe what it is that we have been doing…..

I’m so ashamed of my addiction….

and I’m sorry Mom…. I noe this must bee a lot to take in all at onece…. hold on… gizmo wnts too say things to u too…. Bye MOm!

Oh hey Mom! I’m hving a greet time! Miss u ya n alll, but we r doin gud! Ohyeah hppy mothurs day!